Judicial humor.

I haven't observed a lot of mercy in the Texas justice system... it's a fairly just state that way. A guy from the land of fruits and nuts mentioned to me one time that he thought "Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't much look like a steer!" I had heard that before, put to others, and never been satisfied with the response. In the true observed manner of Hank Ketcham's "Dennis The Menace," WHAT I SHOULDA SAID WAS "That won't stop Texas justice!"