A Hell joke;

This guy is making an informed decision on Hell and Heaven, (on the advice of his Barrister,) so he goes down to Purgatory and takes the Demo tour. It consisted of three representative rooms.

In the first room, all participants were REQUIRED to assist in documenting tedium in its Dickensian superlative experience and manifestation.

In the second room, self loathing was being eternally gratified by ENFORCED self-flagellation.

The third room was populated by fools and vagrants, standing around in 6 inches of bull shit, telling jokes about Hell.

The man established that it was the same Devil running all three establishments. On contingency basis, he applied for priority placement in Room Three. As soon as he left, Satan came in an cracked the whip and shouted: "All right you lot. Management Tour is OVER. Back to standing on your HEADS... and no more jokes about HELL!"