An Italian businessman emigrated from Italy, and arrived at Ellis Island with nothing to his name but a ruck sack with 300,000 dollars in it, in 100 dollar bills.
He cleared customs, and entered the country full of hope and ambition. In the New World, he met a French woman, and their passion knew no limits.
He went into construction, and she went into interior decorating. Before 3 yrs had passed, they had two children, and these grew up to be a Party Planner, and a Lawn Care concern operator.
In their sunset years, the parents bequeathed their business interests to their children, and the family business began to make conquest of the Brownstones.
One day, the Party Planner and her brother were sitting beside the pool, conversing about family values, when she branched off into a discussion of liberal freedom and tradition.
"...for example," she concluded, "Mom ALWAYS made the drapes match the carpet in color, tone and texture. Just once, why can't we make the carpet match the drapes?"
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