A guy walks into a bar, and orders a "Tetanus Shot." The Barkeep does a double-take and asks him, "What do you want a Tetanus shot for?"
The man explains that, at the LAST bar, someone had slipped him a whole bunch of Drambuie in his Scotch, making it a "Rusty Nail."
The barkeep smiles, and accommodates the gentleman. He pours a shot of 12 year old Glenffidich in a shot glass, serving it without complaint. Before the patron can even lift the shot-glass to his lips for his first sip, the barkeep rings him up, and prints his tab to settle accounts for the evening. The patron is upset and asks, "What for you 86in' me? I didn't do ANYTHING!"
The barkeep is unflappable. "Just ask the bartender back at the other bar," he replies. "One Tetanus Shot should last you for TWO YEARS!"
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