A guy walks into a bar, and orders a "Ben Franklin."
The bartender smiles knowingly, and verifies, "...two fingers south of the rim?"
"Exactly!" is the man's answer.
"Will Captain Morgan be OK?" the server inquires.
"...fact is, I feel the NEED to have a little Captain Morgan in me." the man assures him.
The barkeep returns with a mid-size tumbler, with an inch and a half of liquor, (not frozen, but cool,) sitting neat in the bottom of the glass. The patron is dismayed. "Is that ALL I _GET_?" he asks.
The prepared bartender doesn't bat an eye. "You must not know Ben Franklin," he intones, knowingly. "He was a NOTABLE pessimist!"
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